Woah woah woah, why are you here?! Nobody's supposed to be back here, either you got some kind of broken link or something's gone horribly wrong with the website!
Or... maybe you just came here to see me? Well I'm flattered, but you should go back to a normal webpage! I can take you to the index page if you want, what do you think of that? Okay that sounds good, just... head over there now.
What are you still doing here? I said leave! ... Oh crapbaskets, you're probably trying to read everything I'm saying aren't you? I should just stop talking then. Okay, I'll stop talking, and then you go click that link! Deal? Deal.